Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did? Yes

whats black and strange a paki

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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