Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Ask me if im a tree? No

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

they're dead. idiot.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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