Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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