- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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