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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

so how about that irline food

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

whats 7+4? 74

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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