- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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a man checks his mypsace

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What fires shots? A gun

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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