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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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