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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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