- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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