Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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all the kids had fun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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