- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call an arab ?

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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