- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

women's rights

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

willam dafoe

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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