why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

people magazine

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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