- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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