why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What does water taste like? Water

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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