Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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