- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well this is pointless.....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

John lazzaro likes dick

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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