Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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penis. nuff said.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Anti Joke

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