- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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