Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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