1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Religionh

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Anti Joke

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