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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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