- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Neil is a reterd.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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