What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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