knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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