- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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