- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Your sex life.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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