A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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