Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why so serious ?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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