- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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