- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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