- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why was the man sad? his wife died

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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