- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

su algato es en fuego

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

im telling maguire

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

LO AND BEHOLD!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??