- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's your guys names?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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