- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's your guys names?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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