- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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