- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Neil is a reterd.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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