- Anti Joke

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina