- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

sorry got to poo

I have a horse.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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