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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A Mormon walks into a bar

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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