- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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