What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

cats are pussies

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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