- Anti Joke

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*