- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What comes after 69? 70

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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