Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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