What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Your mom went to college

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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canadians

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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You all have Aids

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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