What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Stephen Hawking

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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