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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

I am dyslexic

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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