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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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