Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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No antijoke here.

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Smelly Indians.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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