- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

-knock knock! -doors open

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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