- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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