- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why was the man sad? His wife left

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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