- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black? a lot of things.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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