- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Robin, get in the car!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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