- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

No antijoke here.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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