When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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