A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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