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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do black people eat? Food.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

why do mexicans get made fun of

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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