- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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