- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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