Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Kyle grund parker coffey

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Fat people

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

can you touch your toes? no

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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