- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Patriarchy.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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