Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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