if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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matt is fat

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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