- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

ur gey

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Jovan

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.