- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

q

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

cory

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

drew edminstin is a rat

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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