You know what's natural? Bears.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Mahmy

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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