Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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