A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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