Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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