How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

12 niqqa 12.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's your guys names?

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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