Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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The Labour Party.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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You were born.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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