- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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