- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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