- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I woke up today

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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