- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

I walk into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

I woke up today

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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