- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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