- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

A seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

CAVE JOHNSON.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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